A tough seven

1.
Seniors Head to Canada for Cheaper Drugs
Skip Day not the innocent day of fishing it used to be.

2.
Report Depicts Chaos at Colo. Prison Riot
Wouldn't be a riot without chaos.

3.
Russia Plans 500-Day Mock Mars Mission
Always easier to mock than to do.

4.
News Corp slashes jobs in printing arm move
Only industrial printing arm could make a slash that big

5.
Japanese police: 9 suicides may be part of Web pact
Japanese urging citizens to search for porn sites as reason to live

6.
Virgin takes on iPod
She didn't realize it was a music player

7.
Kansas files suit
Puts jeans back on.