8 in the evening

<>1.
Rumsfeld Visits Baghdad as Blasts Kill Up to 18
Takes advantage of one last chance to employ 'shock and awe'
2.
Sox Finish Off Angels At Fenway
<>Pact with the devil really paying off
<>3.
Rodman Says Bad-Boy Image Hurting Career
Just like lack of jumpshot
4.
Two People Electrocuted at Rivera's Home
Last time they mention Al Capone's vault.
5.
Piracy Bill's Language Protects DVD Movie Filters
Particularly the word 'avast'.
6.
U.S. Warns Americans to Avoid Haiti
Unless you're inclined to looting.
7.
Group: Tigers Live on Bangladesh Border
Too smart to live in Bangladesh
8.
Infant Crying Can Trigger Abuse in Some Parents
Dick parents.