Grrrrrrrrr 8

1.
Wash. Voters to Wrestle With Waste Measure
The eternal question: how to get 2 tons of manure in a 1 ton truck.
2.
East Ky. Becomes Big Draw for Off-Roaders
Strongly urged not to leave the path.
3.
Central Ark. Storms Cause Extensive Damage
Just won NCAA Division 3 championship.
4.
Gay Marriage Issue Motivates Conservatives
Haven't had a good group to persecute for a generation.
5.
Plane Evacuated in N.D. for Bomb Scare
Not just the plane was evacuated.
6.
Australia to Relocate Embassy in Baghdad
Considering Hawaii.
7.
Cheney Blames Flu Crisis on Lawsuit Worries
Proving once again logic has no place in that twisted evil mind.
8.
Polls Put Bush on the Edge
Polls should push him off.