Eight more

1.
Google Launches PC Hard-Drive Search Tool
How a large number of exciting words can form a really boring sentence.

2.
HHS: More Flu Shots From Abroad Unlikely
Nurses vow to jam needle in your eye if you call them a broad.

3.
Convicted Iowa Drug Kingpin May Get Death
Ditch weed crop bountiful.

4.
Bush Says Debates Highlight His Record
Kerry agrees. The two vow to form comedy team.

5.
U.S. natives ask Paris strip club to stop using Crazy Horse name
Motley Crue wonders why they didn't talk to them first. Anyone?

6.
Edwards Eyes Overturning New Overtime Law
Thinks if he can get enough leverage it'll topple.

7.
Ancient Fossil Is Found on Danish Island
One very happy pastry filled fossil.

8.
Half of Older Adults May Face Weak Bones -Report
All of Enterprise crew did, who cares?