25 or 6 plus 4
1. Microsoft to Debut 'Istanbul' Application
Updated version of earlier 'Constantinople' Program
2. Johnson Still Plugging Away After Accident
Resiliant pecker an inspiration to us all
3. Love Pleads Guilty to Hitting Clubgoer
Brings new meaning to phrase Loves Going Clubbing
4. Russian Conscripts Die from Bullying, Says Report
Lanky, bucktoothed redhead kid; fat kid with ratty sweatshirt brought in for questioning
5. Fire Your Wedding Planner
And tell her to clean that icing off her chin before she goes
6. US Treasury chief seeks to bolster dollar
Asks consumers to shop at Big Lots
7. Air Ambulance Crash Kills 3 in Florida
Cannonball Run guys to Plan B
8. Pa. Court Upholds 1969 Riot Convictions
Attorneys had sought to reclassify it as "Regular Laugh Riot"
9. Texas Neighbors Care for Abandoned Boy
After discovering only thing he could remember was "The Alamo"
10. FBI Probes Punctures Found in 2 Airliners
Suspect the work of Trampires
posted by Dan @ 4:01 PM
4 Comments:
Mediocre batch.
Tried to use #1 myself - decided it wasn't that funny, and was right.
#8 my favorite though not too inspired.
Wow! Further evidence of the Great Humour Divide. I thought this was my best batch in awhile. I liked my 2, 3, 5, 9, and 10 and thought that 3 was one of my best ever.
3?
There is no such phrase. Humor points lost.
For me, most of the responses were the obvious ones.
It might be said that various "stars" and pro athletes "love to go clubbing" = go out to bars
In this case,
Loves = (Courtney) "Love is" contraction
Going Clubbing = (going around hitting people with a club)
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