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1. Crash site to host memorial
Tremendous cost savings when you don't have to transport wreckage, remains.

2. Ex-Officer Admits to Robberies
Speeded-up black and white film reveals him chasing self around to to barrelhouse piano music.

3. Lebanese PM Resigns, Dissolves Cabinet
Disgruntled official throws sulfuric acid on his hanging files before leaving.

4. Pakistani Forces Hunt for Militant Chief
Find 300' Apache Chief, which was not very hard at all.

5. Harrah's Posts Higher Quarterly Earnings
For some reason, these freakishly upbeat guys always post positive results

6. Convicted Ore. Cave Looter Faces Charges
Local Sherriff:"tell your 'it belongs in a museum' crap to the judge"

7. Flu Vaccine in January Could Be Too Late
At that point, we will WANT to get the flu

8. Feds Mum on Pre-Election Terror Threat
Waiting to see if latest polling suggests Kerry surge

9. Company Offers Space Memorial Services
Residents of quickly-filling-up Genesis planet cursing, shaking their fists at us

10. U.S. Squeezes Out a Few Million More Flu Vaccines
Rolls enormous tube up from bottom