10 at 4 good buddy

1.
Miss America Dropped From ABC
Shot a poison arrow.
2.
Ex-LAPD Officer Admits to Rob Spree Role
Unable to control craving for brightly colored candies.
3.
Iraq Wants More Elections Help From U.N.
"Say please" demands petulant U.N.
4.
Patriots Place Sam on Injured Reserve
"It's my leg.......it's my leg."
5.
U.N.: Robot Use to Surge Sevenfold by 2007
"Don't say we didn't warn you."
6.
U.S. to Enforce Rules for Mail to Canada
Up until now it's just been a free-for-all.
7.
Humans May Need Fewer Genes Than Thought
Propose starting new elimination program with Gene Keady. Expect a tough fight.
8.
Adjustable Desks Help Productivity, Muscle Pain
Hide unsightly erections.
9.
Strontium Drug Reduces Fractures in Elderly Women
Makes them glow in the dark.
10.
Kerry Looks to Avoid Gore Recount Errors
Enlisting The Count to avoid skipping the number 6.