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Thursday, October 21, 2004

The Brady 6

1. Karzai Nears Win; Half of Votes Counted
Unless he's got, like, almost 100% of the votes so far, this just can't be true.

2. They Can Hear You Now
They are the people over your cube walls.

3. Shortage in Flu Vaccine Teaches Lessons
How to care for those stricken with the flu

4. Sixers have no shortage of question marks
Head office's new direction in jersey numbering leaving players feeling uninspired

5. Michigan cagers ready to meet expectations
That's what they're paid to do

6. Garcia doesn't get all of the hate
After all, how was he to know that the old lady that wanted the keys to the prison cell was really Senor Zorro in disguise?

1 Comments:

At 3:49 PM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Small but good, although a bit more mitter than your usual stuff. That's usually my shtick.

 

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