Otto

1.
Kellogg Posts Higher 3Q Profit, Sales
Grrrrrrr-eat.
2.
Two Employees Found Dead in Wis. Arby's
Tell-tale marks lead to oven mitt suspect.
3.
Little Movement in AP Football Poll
Shortage of toilet paper at AP leads to drastic measures.
4.
Bush Using Incumbency to Full Advantage
Has forgone even appearance of running the country.
5.
Finder of 'Iceman' Found Dead in Austrian Alps
Despite uneasy relationship, Maverick vows revenge.
6.
Bush Signs Law Banning Certain Steroid-Like Drugs
Hopefully the law is less vague than the headline.
7.
Women Governors at a Glance
In this months Playboy.
8.
Service Workers Tops Donors to GOP Govs.
Particularly prostitutes.