5 Alive

1.
Plane Said Lacked Enhanced Warning System
Could talk however, despite extensive damage.
2.
Stray Dogs Kill Six Gazelles at Mo. Zoo
Gazelles: Is NOWHERE safe? C'mon!
3.
Oil Bubbles Over $55 a Barrel
Jed Clampett strikes again, this time while shooting fish in moderately expensive containers.
4.
U.N. Official: Iraq Election 'On Track'
Have chosen 'Crazy Train' as official themesong.
5.
EU Unveils Grisly Photo Warnings for Cigarettes
Features three men in a small apartment in northeast Minneapolis