Another slice of seven

1.
Man Charged With Threatening Cheney
Cheney charged with threatening everybody else.
2.
Cardinal Hickey Mourned at D.C. Funeral
Not called Cardinal Hickey for nothing.
3.
Gartner Sees Shift to Bite-Sized Business Software
Considered calling it 'fun-sized'.
4.
Profanity in 'Doonesbury' Rankles Papers
Years of inanity apparently has not.
5.
Ads to build Detroit's image to start next year
To feature robotic police officer.
6.
Busts riding high
Inventor of push-up bra celebrated.
7.
Pedestrian brain-deadin freak crash
Dude!