Bat ten down your hatches

1.
AOL Tells Customers to Find New Carrier
Bows to pressure from friends ofAOL subscribers.
2.
Falluja Battle Erupts, Unrest Spreads Elsewhere
Iraq now more like Whack-a-mole.
3.
LIDAR Laser Radar Finding More Uses
GAYDAR also popular after last election.
4.
Pesticide Study Using Children Postponed
Speechless.
5.
Identifying Sperm Donors Doesn't Cause Problems
Does give you chills.
6.
DHEA Cuts Abdominal Fat in Elderly
As does a reasonably sharp Exacto knife.
7.
Victim's co-workers recall a great guy
Six months from now, will not remember his name.
8.
Pool suppliers knew Kemp suspect
All those years of unearned praise in NBA went to his head.
9.
Isle with tales to tell
Isle of the Dead. YARRR!
10.
Gophers get three in fold
Worth four in the bush.