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Sunday, November 14, 2004

Seven in the oven

1.
Authorities Seek Cause of O.D.B.'s Death
Considering age, hygiene, and general dislike among factors likely to have caused death.
2.
Cheney Health Scare Just a Cold, Wife Says
Cheney blames Kerry, al Qaeda.
3.
U.S. Says Death Sentences Hit 30-Year Low
Bush vows to create culture of death.
4.
Trial Linking Professor to Terror Delayed
Accused of poisoning coconut creme pies.
5.
Blair to Urge End to Trans-Atlantic Rift
Marianas Trench to be filled in.
6.
Iran Agrees to Full Nuclear Enrichment Freeze
Explains unnatural blue color.
7.
Artifacts Found Near Texas Coast
Include huge belt buckle, hat ring.

2 Comments:

At 9:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous weighs in with...

Like #6

 
At 9:49 AM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Wasn't sure if that was gettable.

Thanks.

 

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