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Monday, November 29, 2004

6 on 6 old school girls hoops

1.
Old Divisions Resurface in Ukraine
Strategic location critical to holding Asian continent and earning 7 additional armies.
2.
Suicide Bomber Attacks Iraqi Police, Kills 12
Iraqi police modelled after police from Robocop.
3.
Eighty Whales, Dolphins Die on Australian Island
Not TERRESTRIAL mammals.
4.
Wind Industry Bids to Win Over Doubters
Smelt it, dealt it rule still holds true.
5.
Delegates Seek Ways to Confront Warming
Shirtless delegates not a pretty sight.
6.
Survey: Many Seniors Not Exercising, Eating Right
Dry toast and crappy coffee is not a diet.
7.
Bush Picks Kellogg CEO for Commerce Post
That's Grrrrrrreat!
8.
ISS Crew Successfully Redocks Soyuz Spacecraft
The real question - why was it undocked in the first place?
9.
Poll: Americans Want Roe V. Wade Upheld
Need to be reminded of election choice.


1 Comments:

At 4:09 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

Risk references are dangerous. They are irresistable, yet are never appreciated in the critique.

I appreciate 6, liked 5, and thought that 3 was perhaps the victim of less-than-perfect wording.

 

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