10 point lead.

1.1
Three Years in the Hot Seat
Ass blisters unbearable.
1.2
Report: U.S. Rentals Unaffordable to Poor
$19/month at Rent-a-Center finally determined to be a bad deal.
1.3
Bush: Iraqi Troops Not Ready to Take Over
Ironically, insurgents are.
1.4
El Paso Posts Loss as Output Dips
Dip output at record low.
1.5
Last Hungarian Soldiers Leave Iraq
Fuckers left a week old pot of goulash unwashed.
1.6
Gleevec a Cost-Effective Treatment
For nothing in particular.
1.7
Man killed on I-95 fleeing paramedics
Showed them
1.8
Bay Harbor Islands ordered to allow Nativity scene alongside menorah
Acknkowledges everyone involved was a Jew.
1.9
Body Found At Boy Scout Camp
Frozen to death next to wood, matches, gasoline.
1.10
Orangevale Man 'Googles' Long Lost Dog, Reunites
In the privacy of his own home.