6 for now - more later - if you're lucky.

1.
Treasury Secretary Is Asked to Stay
....stay........stay......
2.
Army Emphasizes Convoy Training for Iraq
Round the clock showing of Smokey and the Bandit implemented.
3.
Steve Guttenberg Loves Christmas Role
Since 1986, loves ANY role.
4.
No. 10 Kentucky Drubs Morehead St. 71-40
The only thing surprising was the use of the word drub.
5.
Thais to Perform First Live Sex Change Operation
Previously only done with 7 second delay.
6.
Laptops May Threaten Male Fertility
Lap dances have a positive effect.