Don't 8 me.

1.
Microsoft Debuts MSN Spaces for Bloggers
Virtual space eliminates the need to clean up after these nasty bastards.
2.
Peterson's Dad Describes Good-Natured Son
Allegedly bad-nurtured.
3.
Nurses Rally to Protest Delay of Ratio
Raised on ratio.
4.
Bin Laden Contacted Indonesia's Bashir, Court Told
Rejected outright by Bombur and Nori.
5.
Report: Giambi Testified He Used Steroids
Explains why he looks like The Hulk.
6.
'Blog' Most Popular Word on Web Dictionary
'Naked' most popular search term.
7.
Bush Signs Bill for Nev. Wilderness Area
A terrarium.
8.
Abstinence Programs Stretch the Facts -- Post
Also eliminate the fun.