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Monday, December 20, 2004

Six - The Grand Illusion

1.
Army Unveils New, Ultra-Real Simulation
Iraq.
2.
Martin puts 'cards on the table' in talks with Libyan leader Gadhafi
Keeps head/wristbands right where they are.
3.
Poll Shows Seniors Back Medical Marijuana
High school seniors.
4.
Gonococcal Infections
More fun than a monkey in your pants.
5.
Circumcision
A little old fashioned, but worth the trouble.
6.
Experts Say Low-Carb Craze May Be Over
Gluttony reasserts itself after catching its breath.
7.
U.S. Settles Holocaust Survivors 'Gold Train' Case
Disco survivors settle Soul Train case.

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