Headlines

All The News That's Fit to Mock

Monday, December 13, 2004

Confiscate

1.
AOL Creates Its Own Browsing Software
Perfect for AOL herd mentality.
2.
Frankenstein
Turn-ons include general mayhem. Turn-offs include fire, pichforks.
3.
Americans Enticed by Digital Cameras
Relinquished their souls long ago.
4.
McCain's Steroids Push Puts Him in '08 Mix
Muscular candidates poll well wmong likely voters.
5.
ISS Crew Counts Calories as Food Supply Runs Low
Richard Simmons fills in as interim NASA head.
6.
Test Shows Who Needs Chemo for Cancer
Previously just grabbing random people off the street.
7.
Adult Traumas Can Harm Seniors' Health
Falls, blows to the head seen as particularly deleterious.
8.
Generic Drug Use Varies Greatly by State
Indiana reluctant to use generic drugs.

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