I don't want to eight

1.
James Brown Diagnosed With Prostate Cancer
He felt - good.
2.
Maoist Rebels Bomb Kathmandu for Second Day, 4 Hurt
Bob Seger reconsidering travel plans.
3.
Jagger, Richards Sizzling in Paris Studio
George Foreman brought his grill over.
4.
Yahoo Adding Tool to Search Hard Drives
Screwdriver.
5.
GPS Used to Track Teens' Driving
Instead of going to the mall as promised, smuggling immigrants.
6.
Food Running Low Aboard Space Station
Astronauts look at one another - see food.
7.
FDA Says Heart Warning Added to Pfizer's Bextra
B added also.
8.
Surgery Can Enlarge Very Small Penises
As can vigorous rubbing.