Tentacles

1.
Jobless Claims Plunge by 43,000
Number of bell ringers outside malls rockets up 43,000.
2.
Mother: Nightclub Gunman Had Schizophrenia
And a loaded 45.
3.
Huge Hawaii Waves Draw World-Class Surfers
Disappointed to learn it was the crowd at the Maui Invitational.
4.
Millions of Bees Spilled on Vegas Freeway
Dead bees.
5.
Navy SEALs Expanding Probe of Iraq Photos
Sneaking in under cover of dark to review classified files.
6.
Fla. Agency Knew of Girl Who Died in Motel
Cousin's former college roommate - so the story goes.
7.
Symantec to Buy Veritas for $13.5 Billion
Plans to prove that you can 'own' the truth.
8.
Don Johnson's Bankruptcy Woes Nearly Over
Career completely over.
9.
Scary Faces Have Subliminal Effects, Study Finds
Liminal ones too.
10.
Scientists to Help NASA Build Instruments
Band to feature quantum coronet, and space-time sax.