Tentamount to Torture

1. ACLU: FBI Ruse Used in Guantanamo Abuse
Prisoners apparently forced to engage in Tweedle Deedle Beetle Battle Using Paddles in a Bottle

2. Gravity May Lose Its Pull
Religious world in awe as KY board of education sets sights on anti-science coup-de-gras.

2. Water cleanup plan is back

3. Rockets: Dynamic duo finally shows up
A little trouble on the way with leaky bucket, but Zan turns into "Ice-Wilt-Chamberlain" and starts wreaking some serious havoc.

4. British Official Assisted in Visa Case
Flat little bastard thought they'd never find him in there

5. Exercise Program Specially Fit to Needs of Mentally Ill People
Universal Machine equipped with notch to accomodate handle from fishing nets they wear on their heads

6. They Hear Him
They are people in Grundy Center. He is Jim Westphal.

7. Google/Yahoo Rivalry Moves Into 2005
Along with everything else, everywhere

8. House of Hope pastor returns to first love: acting
Wishes members of congregation well as they leave sanctuary.

9. Apple Valley finishes strong to win 9th title
Shorewood residents resigned and dismayed as they watch another chance for "Whitest Suburb" go up in smoke.

10. Don't Compromise Safety, Says Drug Import Report
Turn those DEA boats right around and forget you saw anything.