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Friday, July 01, 2005

Eight and Switch

1. Foreigners Blamed for Iraq Suicide Attacks
Further, it seems that foreigners were also victims and bystanders in those attacks.
2. Murphy Gave Lawrence Idea for Kids' Flick
It was included in the "Trade Your Jive for Cash, Cash, Cash!" introductory packet.
3. Americans Endure 4 Million Drug Reactions a Year
Ranging from "Shit, yeah" to "You call this weed?"
4. AP: Lincoln Memorial Video May Be Revised
To now include select scenes from 'Savage Curtain'
5. Above the RIMM
Cory's Balls, Barely
6. Open Source Serves Baskin-Robbins-Like Choices Of Software
Cause your CPU to melt
7. Pfizer Abandons Development of Two Drugs
One that makes your nervous, wondering what to do; and one that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you-when I'm alone with you
8. Consumer sentiment climbs in June -survey
More shoppers pause outside store displays, tile heads slightly, smile warmly

1 Comments:

At 8:36 AM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Slow start but a good finish, perhaps mirroring your race.

 

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