Briny nin

1. U.N. Removes Seals at Iran Nuke Site
Moral of workers to suffer with the absence of lovable mammals.
2. Shuttle's Future Unclear After Landing
NASA's Magic Eight Ball needs some retooling.
3. Video Game Player Guilty in Ala. Slaying
Video game player head of Microsoft.
4. Yankee Stadium Fan Plunges From Upper Deck
Fans of stadiums banned from all MLB games.
5. Demotion of Soccer Team Prompts Violence
Former soccer team now a lacrosse team.
6. New Sprint Nextel will focus on 3rd screen
Plans to offer Dragon's Lair instead of usual Tetris clone as game.
7. Bush Bypasses Senate to Install Edelman
Considers bypassing electorate to install cronies.
8. Food Pyramid Is Supposed to Look Simple
3 sided figure too complicated for many. Considering Food Line or even Food Point.
9. Japanese Happy Shuttle Returned Safely
Fucking Japanese make a mockery of space.