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1. Unprecedented Spacewalk Off to Good Start
They're in space.
2. Feds Says Chicago Carpenter Helped Nazis
Put up crown molding at Auschwitz.
3. King Abdullah Receives Oaths of Loyalty
From Bush administration.
4. What some of the people involved in the crash had to say:
"Get the fuck out of my way fatty!"
5. 'Lady and the Panda' about more than pandas
Presumably also involves a lady.
6. HP Drops the Rebranded Apple iPod
Little white plastic bits all over the floor.
7. Mozilla Forms Corporate Subsidiary
Mozuki.
8. Smoking, Obesity Double Trouble for Teens
Surprisingly good for everyone else.