Unbelievably - 10 more

1.
Specter Promises Fair Hearings for Roberts
Ghost of Christmas Past expands mandate.
2.
Wie, Sorenstam Struggle at Evian Masters
Good golfers, bad swimmers.
3.
Christian Catacombs May Have Jewish Origin
No original ideas from Christians after all.
4.
DNA Samples Taken in Missing Teen Case
Presumably not from teen.
5.
Brain-Dead Woman's Fetus Hits Milestone
300th home run.
6.
Draft of Iraq constitution expected in days
Busy photocopying US Constitution at Baghdad Kinkos.
7.
Saudi security forces uncover militant arms cache
Way more lefts than rights.
8.
Germany Remembers Hitler Coup Plotters
Looking back, sort of wish they'd succeeded.
9.
Warrant Issued for Ex-Guatemalan Leader
Planning to play at his son's birthday party.
10.
Pentagon: China Building Up Its Military
Has seen photos of vast army of 'stone-faced' soldiers. Maybe in National Geographic.