11 for 12

1.
Fla. residents keep Dennis in perspective
Human vision allows only that option.
2.
Wis. Man Saves Boy From Trash Compactor
Thought he was beer.
3.
Mo. Prosecutors Look Into 1995 Execution
Begin all sentences with 'we can never bring him back, but...'
4.
Tennessee Sisters Recovering From Bombing
Their talent show act universally panned.
5.
Job openings drop, hirings rise in May
Coincidence?
6.
Suicide Attacker Kills Two at Israel Mall
Despondent Gap employee finally had enough.
7.
Paris Mayor Says Blair, Coe 'Crossed Line'
Defended Olympic bid with Maginot Line. Failed again.
8.
Internet surfing tops list of workplace time wasters
Not including search for funny headlines.
9.
Expert: Real Shuttle Flight Can Help NASA
Though admit to efficacy of fake moon landings.
10.
US Supreme Court vacancy to be filled by October: lawmakers
Miss October, with cameras in the courtroom and the judges' private chambers.
11.
Manitoba says half of crops look average or better
Other half average or worse.