Nights in white saTEN.

1.
London attacks kill dozens, Blair breaks off summit
K2 now tallest.
2.
Poll: Drivers Feel Less Safe on the Road
And have only themselves to blame.
3.
Bush Offers U.S. Condolences to London
Suggests cheerful number by local chimney sweeps as pick-me-up.
4.
Despite no hope of parole, teen's prison life will focus on reentry
By his cellmate, Bubba.
5.
Top Hussein Lawyer Quits, Chides U.S.
To no avail, will have to do better than 'chide'.
6.
G8 leaders defiant in face of London attacks
From the safety of remote Scotland.
7.
Mexico Prosecutor: Detainee Not Drug Lord
Actually Lord of the Dance - immediately executed.
8.
Thailand urges 'united' front against terror after London attacks
Rest of world looks around wondering who the hell said that.
9.
Missing cotter pin blamed for power loss leading to ferry grounding
Also, loss of power in Chevette leading to embarrassment in West High parking lot.
10.
Lyme disease fells Hall & Oates tour
Because that tick, that tick, was on his lips....when he turned out the lights.