Sixth ofJuly

1.
Oil Prices Top $60 a Barrel on Supply Fears
8-Tracks top $.50 on Air Supply fears.
2.
Student Says Quran Burning Was an Accident
Heresy caused during attempt to roll 'one big mother of a fattie'.
3.
Angelina Jolie Adopting Ethiopian Girl
In a sick bit of irony, plans to eat her.
4.
Woodward's 'Secret' goes wide but not deep
Just like the fan base of Hootie and the Blowfish.
5.
Ramirez Moves Within Three Slams of Record
Denny's planning to put his picture on the wall if he succeeds.
6.
Male hormones not tied to women's libido
But they'd like to be.