Using Up All Your Six Days

1. Resolute G-8 Leaders Unveil African Aid
Their nickname for an empty, dry juice pitcher.

2. Hiring Up, Unemployment Rate Falls
Economists & business analysts working 'round the clock to discover any possible connection.

3. German Court Convicts Sasser Worm Creator
As he exits courtroom, worm peeks out from front shirt pocket and issues one last, "Yo mama!"

4. Hughes Leaves Wizards, Talking With Cavs -
Hughes Talking With Calves; Wizards Leave

5. Exxon, Aramco sign $3.5 bln refinery deal
Saks 5th Ave, Gucci Sign $3.5 bln finery deal

6. Screams, dense smoke and a rush to escape
Group of 6th grade buddies makes wrong turn into Kitrell teachers' lounge