The Air Was Getting Tense

1. P. Diddy Closes Book on Suit
One of countless seemingly harmless incidents that will result in P. Diddy buying new suit.

2. Glance at Space Shuttle Crew
See your reflection in seven different pairs of glasses.

3. Geologist: Laguna Landslide Predictable
Try it again, with a little more Kahlua and a little less chocolate.

4. Shuttle Launch Has Meaning for Texas Town
The cage you send the broncos out from at the Concho County Rodeo.

5. Dinosaurs Breathed Like Birds
Sang "Camptown Races"

6. S.Korean scientists produce cloned pigs for organ transplant
Rich, fat American transplant patients soon to have lungs replaced by cloned pigs.

7. Chlamydia common in United States-survey
Particularly disturbing is the fact that this was survey of most popular baby names.

8. Calif. Election Cycle Burns Out Voters
Californians trying to figure out why they are required to complete 15 laps in Velodrome before entering voting booth

9. Wisconsin Study Shows About 1 in 5 Obese
Of course, that study was conducted on a statewide sample pool made up entirely of members from high school cross country teams.

10. Study: What's Good Often Turns Out Bad
The alternate title to: Chlamydia common in United States-survey