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Subject: Staying Alive
Whether your a mother or whether your a lover.
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Idaho Boy Dies in Apparent Choking Game
Leaving no doubt as to the winner.
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Teen wife charged with assault for shooting husband in the groin
Stands to win $100,000 on America's Funniest Home Videos.
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Fiance: Woman was slain before going home to tell parents her wedding plans
Parents nonplussed by zombie daughter delivering news.
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Stocks Mixed As Investors Measure Data
Every fully functional inch of him.
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Palestinian Poet Lashes Out at Militants
Pen proven less mighty than sword.
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P. Diddy Closes Book on Suit
Gets ink all over.
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Thomas Hearns Returns to Fight John Long
In the privacy of his own home, but still on pay-per-view.
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SEC Chairman Nominee Has Large Holdings
Returns to fight John Long.
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Male fertility not harmed by phthalates-study
Studied and reported by Daffy Duck
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Levitra works for up to 10 hrs - study
When used in conjunction with an asbestos vagina.
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Glance at Space Shuttle Crew
Don't stare, they're shy.