Double Trouble (eight from two pickers in one locale)

1. Shots to the Heart of Iraq
And we're too late (djh)
2. Study Finds Disabled Renters Face Bias
Ghost of Len Bias haunts building. (pjm)
3. Ames Lake housing to offer extras
Views of Lancelot, Elaine, People's Bar & Grill (djh)
4. Israel Angry at Pope Over Terror Comments
Looking for young Christian convert to crucify. (pjm)
5. Police Crack Accused Child Molester's Code
Contained entirely within the lyrics of PYT (Pretty Young Thing) (djh)
6. Failed London Bombs Made With Plastic Tubs
Plastic Crockett nowhere to be found. (pjm)
7. Genetics Leave Felines Without Sweet Tooth
Mostly tasted salty. (djh)
8. Golden Treasure Unearthed in Bulgaria
Unholy 'treasure' unearthed on Easton. (pjm)