Ten for Sven

1. Widow of Vioxx Patient Is Pressed by Merck Lawyers
Vioxx patient's weak guard play may spell disaster in second half.

2. Ferrer and Bloomberg Trade Charges on How to Add Housing
Both right, can add houses one at a time, or a hotel right off the bat.

3. Cleric Hopes Islam Basis for Law in Iraq
Also hopes law allows nature based incantations.

4. Reds Comfort Stricken Man's Grandson
Former Red, Pete Rose, willing to bet old man doesn't live through the night.

5. Iacocca Teams With Snoop Dogg in New Ads
Apparently in a pact that would destroy any credibility either ever had.

6. Wildfires Close Montana's Interstate 90
Regret only building one road across state.

7. Girl Shot by LAPD Had Drugs in Her System
Now lead.

8. Vessel Tows Away Stranded Russian Mini-Sub
AAA in Russia offers unrivalled service.

9. Australia seeks to breed test-tube sharks
Considering shifting role in world to that of super-villain.

10. GOP: Don't Name D.C. Street for Reagan
Name the whole fucking place.