IncompeTENt

1. Girl, 8, Killed by Tree at Boy Scout Camp
Not by tree exactly, but what was in the tree.
2. U.S. jobless claims fall unexpectedly
Just clumsy, I guess.
3. Beanie Sigel Set Free
Lord help us all.
4. Reporter Said to Trespass on Pitt Property
Now trapped at bottom of deep hole covered in snakes.
5. Courtney Love Reportedly Fails Drug Test
It would have been noteworthy only if she'd passed.
6. Beloved Kermit the Frog Approaching 50
Would have been dead long ago if still in the wild.
7. Oliver Stone Enters Plea in Pot Charge
"Please give me my pot back!"
8. Roberts Advocated Noncommittal Stances
Mighty Tom seen as next likely candidate for Supreme Court.
9. Bush: Leaving Iraq Would Be a Bad Signal
Ever?
10. Seniors Should Protect Themselves From Summer Heat
Especially when lounging by lazy streams on skip day.