Ten Years Old

1. Reilly Warns Stones Fans About Ticket Purchases
The elderly most at risk of fraud.
2. Bodies of Four People Found in Utah Cave
News, or premoniton of future events?
3. CBS News Asks Interns to Develop Ideas
'But first, get me some coffee.'
4. Hip-hop star drops P., declares 'age of Diddy'
Righteous neighbor declares 'age of diddly'.
5. Bilbo Ready to Shine for Georgia Tech
Georgia Tech recently purchased by consortium of dwarves.
6. Game makers aim for new users at Europe games fair
Trying to lure Eurpoean youth away from smoking/drinking.
7. Wireless Technology Explodes in Middle East and Africa
Middle East suffers no shortage of explosions.
8. Bush Reads About Salt, Flu While in Texas
Brushing up on likely apocalyptic plagues.
9. Documents Show Roberts' Conservative Side
Including receipt for soul sold to 'The Dark One'
10. Intelligent Design and Evolution at the White House
Damn little of either.