Wednesdeights

1. Man accused of stabbing his mail-order bride to death
Completely disregarded 'FRAGILE' and 'OPEN CAREFULLY' messages on box.
2. Judge: Breakaway Church Belongs to Parish
Parish begins search for missing church.
3. Young Catholics may prove a tough crowd for Pope
'Two Jew walks into a bar' jokes seen as too old school.
4. Chinese defector in Australia says hit squad sent to kill him
Actually sent to DJ his cousin's wedding.
5. Seafaring tales never sounded so good...
As when told by a campfire in the depths of winter. Beware the ending.
6. Air Safety Abroad Not Always to U.S. Level
People wandering the aisles armed with fingernail clippers.
7. Study Details Bar at Center of Milky Way
A haven of scum and villainy.
8. Robotic Weight-Loss Surgery Passes Test
Raises questions about the wisdom in building fat robots.