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All The News That's Fit to Mock

Friday, September 16, 2005

10 - live with it.

1. Nation Hears Bush With Skepticism, Hope
Hope spurred by 2 term limit.
2. Many Churches Heed Bush's Call for Prayer
Some just engage in coincidental praying.
3. Investment-Bank Bear Stearns Beats Targets
Supposed to shoot at them.
4. Wolverines' Woods Finishes Up His Studies
20 years after graduating magna cum laude.
5. Magic mudhole is game's big secret
T-Clog's too.
6. Nintendo Produces New Remote Control
Recycles gun from Duck Hunt.
7. Nintendo unveils next-generation game controller
Includes 42 separate buttons and 7 joysticks.
8. Survey Finds More Women Try Bisexuality
More men want to watch.
9. Corps of Engineers Admits Sandbag Error
Lazy defense doomed them in game against DOD.
10. Fish Used to Assess Environment Damage
Though not of their own volition.

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