International Eight - from The Scotsman - Scotland's National Newspaper

1. Nurturing the difficult child can bring surprising rewards
Like a hitman who owes you a favor later in life.
2. Riddle underlines belief in strategy with bold 30,000 tourist target
Plans to roll out italics at next meeting.
3. Inflation may top 3% but we are a long way from the 1970s
Non-sequitirs be damned!
4. High-flying Scots join the international jet set to avoid the herd
Previous implications of intimate herd relations overblown.
5. Saga attracts ageing listeners back to radio
Taking advantage of volume nob coupled with failing eyesight.
6. Boots taken to task over its claims for cellulite treatment
Reminded they're made for walkin'.
7. A case of packing the wrong horse
I mean picking.
8. McLeish revels in satisfying night as reorganised Rangers triumph
Another successful gang bang.