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1. Pats Big Favorites in Opener Vs. Raiders
Raiders unwittingly challenge them to rousing evening of Star Trek trivia & the Guiness World Record Board Game

2. Hallums Family Elated by Rescue in Iraq
Helium's family inflated by rescue in Iraq

3. After arrest, guard urinates on jail computer
With hands cuffed behind his back, aim was even more off than usual

4. Wife convicted of milkshake murder to appeal-report
Anxious pizza killer watching results of trial very closely

5. Ancient and modern man lived side by side -study
For about four weeks, in 1996, at New Brighton Estates.

6. Cereal may be best breakfast for the waistline
Good news for all you Oreo-Os lovers out there.

7. Oregon's Obesity Rate Remains Steady
Expanding waists of lumber workers largely cancels out thinning ones of Portland stoners

8. What to Do if Your Kid Is Using Drugs
Encourage them to watch "Time-Out: The Truth About Drugs," starring Magic Johnson and Arsenio Hall.