Ten Squat Thrusts to Exorcise My Demons

1. Four American Contractors Killed in Basra
While listening to Basia - not even Time and Tide could protect them.
2. Treasurys Lower on Verge of Fed Pause
Federal Reserve Board to become men 'o pause.
3. Barr, Teva to Sell Generic Allegra
To come with free sandals.
4. Strike Disrupts Output at Total Refineries
Consumer likely to only get 98% of vitamins and iron.
5. Inebriated Belgian woman dies in cemetery accident
Cutting down on transportation charges.
6. Mexico Sending Storm Relief Convoy to U.S.
Trucks filled with laborers willing to do any job.
7. Suspected Rebels Cause Colombia Outage
Maps and globes everywhere flickered briefly but were left with only darkened outline.
8. Hurriyat leader plans talks with Musharraf
Following closely on the heals of historic meeting between Hurriyap and al Takemytime.
9. Ex-Student Sentenced for Computer Hacking
100% of Americans ex-students.
10. Sharman Networks To Appeal Court Ruling Against Kazaa
Charmin Networks in tough struggle against Klingons.