Holding up my ten.

1. Almanac Warns of Temperature Fluctuations
Warmer during the day than at night, except in Bizarro World.
2. U.S. Training to Stop London-Style Attack
In keeping with old-school thinking, The Blitz.
3. Intelsat to Acquire PanAmSat for $3.2B
To be renamed IntelPanAmSatSat.
4. Africa's Oil Comes With Big Downside
Moves to Beverly, Hills that is, seen as unlikely.
5. Latin fans ready to dial up ringtones
Caesar's Greatest Hits top the list.
6. Hurricane Tears Holes in Superdome Roof
Not so super.
7. Starving won't make people live longer
Simply brilliant research there.
8. Obesity in America Continues to Expand
At least obese continue to expand.
9. Syphilis
Not just for Victorian's anymore.
10. Mood Disorders Often Misdiagnosed in Blacks
Generally just considered uppity.