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Sunday, August 28, 2005

6 the hard way

1. Kent Hits 300 HRs; Dodgers Beat Astros 8-3
Other 292 HRs called back due to bat irregularities.
2. Calif. AG Wants Warning Label on Fries
Fast food industry working on method of engraving or stamping potatoes.
3. Stripper: I thought my boyfriend was going to rob millionaire, not kill him
Judge: Well OK then.
4. Iraq Parliament Obtains Draft Constitution
Finally got around to Googling, downloading it.
5. Swayze Says 'Dirty Dancing' Endures
For him, it needs to.
6. Sean Astin Goes From Hobbit to '24' Cast
Script called for repetitive dialogue and he was the man.

1 Comments:

At 1:46 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

Short but sweet. 5 the best.

 

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