The Zen of Ten

1. Tropical Storm Katrina Nears Florida
Waves close behind. They're blocking out sunshine.
2. Robertson Apologizes for Chavez Remarks
Only Jesus sees his fingers crossed behind his blackened soul.
3. Wal-Mart Suspect Said Mentally Disturbed
Seen as typical Wal-mart shopper.
4. FBI Probing Alleged U.S. Islamic Leader
Can't seem to overcome his ticklishness.
5. Mortgage applications fall
Consequences of messy desk finally realized.
6. GM extends discounts for everyone
To imaginary people, fairy creatures.
7. Agent: Birk Needs Assurances From Vikings
Will be allowed to rape AND pillage.
8. Scientists Present Rare Woodpecker Audio
Cover of Inagaddadavida.
9. Swaziland Girls Celebrate End of Sex Ban
Begin listening to Sex Bomb.
10. Texas Schools Launch 'Virtual Cafeteria'
Eating virtual food seen as good step in fighiting obesity.