Ten More Unanswered

1. Katrina Refugees Will Go to Astrodome
Unidome gears up for flood of refugees once Astrodome toilets fail.
2. Bush Releases Oil From Petroleum Reserve
Onto the ground, just for spite.
3. New Orleans Cops Ordered to Stop Looters
Were helping them.
4. Airlines Cancel More Flights to Miss., La.
Only seaplanes making stops.
5. Tiffany's Second-Quarter Earnings Climb
'I Think Were Alone Now - Again 2005' at #1.
6. Malaysia's Proton Reports Net Loss
Now an electron.
7. Vatican Document on Gay Priests Up in Air
Unathletic gay priests struggle to catch it in a chorus of shrieks.
8. Meteorologists: It Could Have Been Worse
TV Meteorologists: We told you it would be worse.
9. Animal Activist Gets 2 Years in Mink Case
Despite irony, quite comfortable.
10. Ancient and modern man lived side by side -study
Were part of comedy team.