Pun ten to the oldies

1. IAEA: Iran Has Tons of Gas for Weapon
So does Pat Mix.
2. Longer-Term Petroleum Picture Improves
Actually an oil painting.
3. Cos. Offer Powerful Speakers for Katrina
Blaring 'When the Levee Breaks' all over the city.
4. NASA Considers Fixing Shuttle Fuel Tanks at KSC
With lunch at KFC.
5. Pentagon Finds More Who Recall Atta Intel
Give 'em big atta boy.
6. Canadians hammered at gas pumps as they head out for Labour Day weekend
The only difference between our Labor Day and theirs is the 'U'.
7. Iran says has made new atomic breakthrough
Have managed to crack hard outer shell of fiery candy.
8. Clever Whale Uses Fish to Catch Seagulls
Not so clever - could just eat the fish.
9. What Are STDs?
Fun to get, not fun to have.
10. Cystitis raises bowel disease and depression risk
A one, two punch we an all live without.