Ten?

1. New Orleans' Holdouts Coaxed From Homes
With promises of cheese.
2. Rehnquist's Casket on Its Way to Funeral
Rehnquist not, plotting with Dumbledore on battle against Voldemort.
3. Camp Edwards Evacuee Plan Scrapped
Evacuees demand consideration of Camp Snoopy plan.
4. Gunmen Kill Ex-Palestinian Security Chief
Suge Knight takes his show on the road.
5. Blair calls for world to send anti-terrorism message
Already wrote rough draft if anyone wants to read it. Anyone?
6. Pound firms up
As it should.
7. Microsoft outlines mid-size business software push
In the shape of two big hands.
8. High-Tech Parking Meters Rake in Coins
Wander streets look for spare change.
9. Disaster Price Tag for Katrina Balloons
While good for children, maybe not the bst use of badly needed funds.
10. BMW Joins GM, DaimlerChrysler on Engines
Need them. Wonder where Ford is.