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Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Diez mas

1. Paltrow, Madden Reunite to Find 'Proof'
Telestrator to be employed on DVD commentary for first time.
2.
Clemson's Bowden Wants More Collisions
And not just mere collisons.
3. Children Made to Sleep in Cages in Ohio
All children.
4. Hunter Testifies About Fatal Shootings
Deer do not.
5. Texas Parole Board Rejects Clemency Plea
Headline writer considers making this headline into a stamp.
6. Egypt, Gaza Residents Freely Cross Border
Middle East remains critical connection to Asia.
7. Blogs can help boost a career or sink it
Or in most cases, have no effect whatsoever.
8. Microsoft: Office 12 to Anticipate Needs
Clippy to change into whatever anthropomorphic office supply it thinks you want it to be.
9. My ROKR doesn't rock
Or spellcheck.
10. Acting FEMA Head Has Hurricane Experience
Drinking them.

1 Comments:

At 1:51 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

Good Lord. We're getting more spam than we are unique visitors.

I'm not here to spam, I'm just here to tell you it was a decent batch, with #5 & #7 both being great ones.

 

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