Elrond Half-Eleven

1. Rescued U.S. Hostage Flies Home From Iraq
And boy are his arms tired.
2. Court: 'Dirty Bomb' Suspect Can Be Held
Told everything's going to be ok.
3. Katrina Divides Rather Than Unifies U.S.
The bitch.
4. Chemist's tiny evidence makes big statement in murder case against umpire
His 'tiny evidence' wins him big praise at home too.
5. Egypt Newspapers Hail Mubarak Re-Election
Under threat of shutdown.
6. Mexico Army Brings Aid to Katrina Victims
Found camping out in Alamo.
7. They're Here: Microsoft TV-Enabled Set-Top Boxes
Start rebooting your tv right now.
8. Poll: Majority Now Want Bush Focus on U.S.
Anything but clearing brush. Bush vows to stay the course, heads back to Crawford.
9. Dems Want Input on O'Connor Replacement
Will get nothing and like it.
10. Pet Monkey Escapes, Bites Boy on Buttocks
Monkey: what did you expect, I'm a monkey!
11. Rare White Giraffe Photographed
Then killed and stuffed.