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Tuesday, September 13, 2005

My First Little Headline

Iowa State Wrestling Has Top Rated Recruiting Class
However, the class is worth only one undergraduate credit hour.

Minnesota's best 'are too busy to be answering polls'
The innocent Polish childern on a field trip to Best Buy Corp. are asking GIS specialists and Map Makers where they can go to get a copy of Camden Garden.

Wilf wants to be more hands-on with Vikings
The Vikings declined the offer and asked that he keeps a distance of at least five feet.

3 Comments:

At 3:17 PM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Welcome.

You've taken your first step into a larger world.

 
At 3:23 PM, Blogger C.F. Bear weighs in with...

There will be more to come for sure. I think that I now get it.

 
At 7:11 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

No, that'll be enough, thanks.

Just kidding-welcome aboard! Nice first effort. Middle one a little verbose.

 

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